Of all the things that shouldn?t smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing. Celebrate this absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2 3/4" tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Li?l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Comes in illustrated window box with plenty of disclaimers and warnings…
4 diggs • 0 comments • Apr 16, 2010
Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing.
1 diggs • 0 comments • Apr 14, 2010
The title says it all...
Inflatable Wife! Fed up wasting all that valuable drinking time traipsing round the shops? Then look no further, enjoy.co.uk is proud to present this the ultimate in in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. Totally silent, this little beauty nags about nothing. That's right NOTHING, not a thing, nix, nil, nought and that's exactly how much of your wage packet she'll spend each week on her "essentials". True our product doesn't cook, can't read a map and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing? At least with our product you get man-time with your friends or watch football uninterrupted…
4 diggs • 0 comments • Dec 17, 2007
best of all she will not talk back ... or spend your money !!
Let the Smoking Donkey take care of your smokes.
Just fill his pack with cigarettes, and when you need a fix, press on his ears.
Ta Da ! A fresh cigarette pops out of his behind !
A crudely charming addition to any room in the house, and a Must Have for parties !
The Smoking Donkey measures 5.5" H x 7.5" L
The Donkey's pack measures 3.5" L x 1.75" W
Holds up to 24 regular sized cigarettes (will not hold long cigarettes--100's 120's, etc.)
Made of lightweight plastic
Packaged in a window box--suitable for gift giving
A great gift for that smoker who "has everything"
9 diggs • 1 comment • Jul 19, 2007
The cigarette comes out of his what?