After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:
"That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."
"Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking."
"The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . …
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Stimulate your imagination and body--open this book and see what pops up!
A scandalously clever tour of the erotic arts, The Pop-up Book of Sex provides a unique perspective on such positions as the classic Missionary, the naughty Mile-High Club, the exotic Lotus, and the whimsical Fantasy.
Sensuously illustrated, spectacular three-dimensional pop-ups bring to life the art of getting busy, and will forever electrify your boudoir repertoire.
You'll never see sex the same way again…
This is a direct link to Amazon, featuring an adult popup book. What's humorous is that towards the bottom, there's a video showing you the books first popup image. This really isn't all that provocative but due to theme might be considered NSFW. (via boing boing)
Hidden somewhere, in nearly every major city in the world, is an underground seduction lair. And in these lairs, men trade the most devastatingly effective techniques ever invented to charm women. This is not fiction. These men really exist. They live together in houses known as Projects. And Neil Strauss, the bestselling author, spent two years living among them, using the pseudonym Style to protect his real-life identity. The result is one of the most explosive and controversial books of the year -- guaranteed to change the lives of men and transform the way women understand the opposite sex forever…
Neil Strauss (famous for writing books with Jenna Jameson and Dave Navarro) has a new book out on the subject of pickup artists and picking up on women. The guys in the book describe their act as "technology" - they have flowcharts and diagrams and stuff like that. Very amusing ...