MANGROOMER is "the essential do-it-yourself electric back hair shaver" for men. The unique patent pending design enables a man to remove unwanted back hair by himself in the privacy of his own home or while traveling. Every man should have the option to remove unwanted back hair easily by himself, privately, quickly, painlessly and inexpensively. MANGROOMER has a sleek, lightweight, compact design that folds flat for storage and travel and when needed opens easily and quickly for instant use. When the shaver is operated its unique patent pending design enables you to reach all areas of your back with ease…
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Check out the product images on Amazon for the MANGROOMER do it yourself home kit. It looks like those dirty apes are out to get the human race again with the help modern grooming science. Thanks Amazon for dropping the hint so we may prepare ourselves to do battle.