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Playmobil Safe Crackers (Thieves)
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(Safe Crackers by Playmobil
"Set includes two robbers in signature undercover gear (plaid berets, sunglasses, and a leather jacket), plus a large safe, decoder, keys, stacks of money, a bar of gold, and a briefcase."A robber is nothing without his plaid beret.
Playmobil Security Check Point
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(Playmobil Security Check Point
Read the reviews: "…Next we can have a nice Nerf Nightstick and little Heinrich can have great start getting ready for his future job with the TSA, local police force or the new STASI ( Secure Transportation And Safety Inititive)…". Priceless.
Hey Kids! Playmobil Security Check Point
Don't know how new this is...All the fun and excitement of the security line at the airport can be yours at home! Use the magnetometer to double-check for weapons! X-ray baggage! Is that spare change, a box-cutter, or a titanium hip?! The scenarios are endless. Recommended for ages 4-7 (or anyone who dreams of one day wearing the TSA uniform).
Amazon.com: Playmobil Security Check Point: A MUST HAVE
I shit you not, a Playmobil Security Checkpoint from Amazon.com. Currently on back-order.
Playmobil Security Check Point
I just think its amusing that security checkpoints have become so common that we are now making children's toys out of them.
Playmobil Security Check Point
Teach you kids how to act in the police/nanny state world. But more importantly check out the reviews
Relive your airport security mishaps through the eyes of a child!
Now you too can relive all your exciting experiences with Airport security! Wave that wand wherever you want! Keep that tin foil hat on through the metal detectors!!!
Playmobil Security Check Point - Read The Reviews!
Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like. Sometimes it's a hard lesson for kids to learn because not all pigs carry billy clubs and wear body armor.I applaud the people who created this toy for finally being hip to our changing time
SOLD OUT Toy "Security Check Point" Gets Hillarious Reviews!
Stumbled upon this toy. "Playmobil Security Check Point" on Amazon. The toy is sold out (or Banned), but you have to read the customer reviews. Great Laugh."Now kids can reenact that excitement at home with their very own security checkpoint!" Prepare your kids for the dark future of checkpoints!
Kid's toys are getting kinda scary
Playmobil Security Check Point
Read the comments
TSA TOYS FOR KIDS: "Playmobil Security Check Point"
Amazon.com: Playmobil Security Check Point: Toys & Games
Amazing Reviews to playmobil airport security toy
Read the satirical reviews of this offside airport screening playset.
Playmobil Security Check Point
Great reviews; The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!
Best Amazon Reviews Ever!!!
Best reviews for a toy this year. ROFL
Playmobil Security Check Point: Love the Reviews
LOOK AT THE REVIEWS!
Playmobil Security Check Point Toy
Amazon.com: Playmobil Security Check Point: Toys & Games
Playmobil Security Checkpoint
FTC: Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like.
Playmobil Security Check Point
The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!
Playmobil Security Check Point Set, Amazon.com
Playmobil Security Check Point Set for sale through Amazon.com. Read the comments.
Security Check Point Toy
The comments are gold.
Playmobil Security Check Point - funny customer reviews
crazy Playmobil security check point playset - wtf? The reviews are classic.
Playmobil Security Check Point
Finally, a toy that gets our kids used to living in a police state!
Playmobil Security Check Point
...we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers..
Playmobil Security Check Point - Amazon Product Reviews
The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!
The Playmobil Security Check Point helps teach children.
Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like. - Amazon review.
Playmobil Security Check Point Toy!!!!
You know, for kids............
Playmobil Security Check Point: Amazon Customer Reviews
Gems like: "Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like."
Playmobil Security Check Point
Among the customer reviews: "Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like."
Best Amazon Review EVER!
Simply the best product review I have ever seen on Amazon.
Teach your kids how to behave at the airport and be Clear®
An educational toy for the mobile child that is surprisingly popular with a certain "religion" (check out the "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought" and "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" sections).
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