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"Set includes two robbers in signature undercover gear (plaid berets, sunglasses, and a leather jacket), plus a large safe, decoder, keys, stacks of money, a bar of gold, and a briefcase."A robber is nothing without his plaid beret.
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Read the reviews: "…Next we can have a nice Nerf Nightstick and little Heinrich can have great start getting ready for his future job with the TSA, local police force or the new STASI ( Secure Transportation And Safety Inititive)…". Priceless.
Don't know how new this is...All the fun and excitement of the security line at the airport can be yours at home! Use the magnetometer to double-check for weapons! X-ray baggage! Is that spare change, a box-cutter, or a titanium hip?! The scenarios are endless. Recommended for ages 4-7 (or anyone who dreams of one day wearing the TSA uniform).
I shit you not, a Playmobil Security Checkpoint from Amazon.com. Currently on back-order.
I just think its amusing that security checkpoints have become so common that we are now making children's toys out of them.
Teach you kids how to act in the police/nanny state world. But more importantly check out the reviews
Now you too can relive all your exciting experiences with Airport security! Wave that wand wherever you want! Keep that tin foil hat on through the metal detectors!!!
Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like. Sometimes it's a hard lesson for kids to learn because not all pigs carry billy clubs and wear body armor.I applaud the people who created this toy for finally being hip to our changing time
Stumbled upon this toy. "Playmobil Security Check Point" on Amazon. The toy is sold out (or Banned), but you have to read the customer reviews. Great Laugh."Now kids can reenact that excitement at home with their very own security checkpoint!" Prepare your kids for the dark future of checkpoints!
Read the comments
Amazon.com: Playmobil Security Check Point: Toys & Games
Read the satirical reviews of this offside airport screening playset.
Great reviews; The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!
Best reviews for a toy this year. ROFL
LOOK AT THE REVIEWS!
Amazon.com: Playmobil Security Check Point: Toys & Games
FTC: Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like.
The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!
Playmobil Security Check Point Set for sale through Amazon.com. Read the comments.
The comments are gold.
crazy Playmobil security check point playset - wtf? The reviews are classic.
Finally, a toy that gets our kids used to living in a police state!
...we placed a deadly fingernail file underneath the passenger's scarf, and neither the detector doorway nor the security wand picked it up. My son said "that's the worst security ever!". But it turned out to be okay, because when the passenger got on the Playmobil B757 and tried to hijack it, she was mobbed by a couple of other heroic passengers..
The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!
Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like. - Amazon review.
You know, for kids............
Gems like: "Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like."
Among the customer reviews: "Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like."
Simply the best product review I have ever seen on Amazon.
An educational toy for the mobile child that is surprisingly popular with a certain "religion" (check out the "Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought" and "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" sections).