Is Bigger Really Better?
Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on
• Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
• Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
• Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
• and much, much more
"How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much" By Richard Jacob
I too suffer from a large penis disorder and for years I kept being harassed at the supermarket and stores cause people kept thinking I was concealing stolen merchandise inside my pants. This book taught me so much about how you could make peace with my humongous ,dinosaucerous , elefanterous , dilaceral , megomic , ultralarge Big Pennis.
Amazon.com: How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much (9781594743061): Richard Jacob, Owen Thomas: Books
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"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains." So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy…
"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action."
"Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action.
85% of the original, with added Ultra-Violent Zombie Action. "For more than 50 years, we learn, England has been overrun by zombies, prompting people like the Bennets to send their daughters away to China for training in the art of deadly combat, and prompting others, like Lady Catherine de Bourgh, to employ armies of ninjas."
My interest in the great English classics just exploded.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultra-violent Zombie Mayhem!
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want BRAAAAIIIIINNNNS.
From the author: "A delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers--and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead"
This book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing we've ever published!
Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full-color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them…
Penis Pokey board book.