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Canned Unicorn Meat

No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn…

Submitted:Apr 21, 2012
Brand:ThinkGeek
Sale price:$10.99   View details
Total comments:0
Category:Stuffed Animals & Plush
Average rating: 3.9 / 38 (38 reviews)
7 diggs • 0 comments • Apr 21, 2012

For Sale: Canned Unicorn Meat

No foolin' - Unicorn meat is real! Excellent source of sparkles! Rick Bite Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland.

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all your base are belong to us

HA HA HA HA .... Has net culture become so baseless that we can get so damned excited about an obscure and outdated phrase from a captain and the mysterious Cats? To answer, I'll refer you to a famous Maxim, circa A.D. 2101..."You have no chance to survive make your time". Your choice of either black or navy shirts with yellow text (in a simple early 80's style terminal font) on front and back. The phrase "all your base are belong to us" is in the front, and "somebody set up us the bomb" on the back with a smallish pixelated bomb. Get ziggy with it. (not literally! as i n, you don't 'get a ziggy' with it.) But 'get ziggy with it' as in 'all your base are belong to us'…

Submitted:May 2, 2007
Brand:ThinkGeek
Total comments:1
Category:Novelty
Average rating: 5.0 / 3 (3 reviews)
7 diggs • 1 comment • May 2, 2007

In A.D. 2007, war was beginning. Take off every encryption Zig.

How are you gentlemen !!All your base are belong to us.You are on the way to destruction.You have no chance to survive make your time.Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

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