These people are crazy
This Milk has whopping 1063 reviews as of now and it is very tough decide whether this or the t-shirt reviews are more funny.
Tuscan Whole Milk from Amazon...read the reviews.
Ok click the link and check out the Amazon.com reviews on Tuscan Milk, there are now over 260 reviews, and all of them hilarious. Tuscan Milk is THE BEST!
"My name is Krackle. I am a small elf like creature made of fortified ingredients and lived with my best friends Snap and Pop. Every day we liked to take a swim in a bowl of milk, and have a noisy conversation reminescent of the African clicking language to start our day."So many reviews, so little time.
Amazon.com readers review this newly-added grocery staple. Hysterically funny reviews of a gallon of milk? Who knew?
It didn't take long once Amazon.com started offering groceries for the YTMND people to get their hands on the reviews... Check out this HILARIOUS review page for Tuscan Whole Milk. I can't stop laughing...
That must be very interesting Amazon milk!
I don't undestand it, it's just milk!
I found it hard to believe that heaven could be put in milk form. But rest assured, this is no ordinary milk. A traveling china man sampled this rare milk and told me the wonderful experiences of it. It tingled his tongue in such a way that he could no longer speak.
"There comes a point in every man's life when he realizes, "Why leave my house to buy milk?" with a few clicks of a button and a little magic, you can have it delivered right to your doorstep, within only a few days."
From the reviews: "this is milk deserving of something better than a Flintstones plastic tumbler. One should pour just a small dollop and swirl it in the glass"... "He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz."..."Wouldn't hold a charge."
For instance: How the devil was I supposed to figure out that this is cow's milk? Do you think somebody would have the common sense and foresight to tell me ahead of time, before I shelled out my hard-earned cash? Don't waste your time and money, folks. You're still going to have to suck on your wife's nipple the old fashioned way.
Hundreds of people have submitted their opinion of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz at Amazon's grocery store and the results are in: 4 stars out of 5, but it's recommended that you download the first cup or two before buying the whole gallon.
Tons of people have posted hilarious reviews about this Tuscan milk. Had me laughing for a quite a while.
I am completely opposed to this whole "milk" thing. The fact that tiny baby cows are being killed to produce this product infuriates me to no end. Do you know how many baby cows have to die for one gallon of this devil's syrup? I don't either but I bet it is a lot. -8 of 14 people found this review helpful.
Milk (yes regular old whole milk) has over 533 comments.
..with some very poetic reviews.
My favorite review... "I poured Tuscan Whole Milk on my head and the tumor went away. Praise Jesus."
With over 928 reviews and an overwhelmingly positive rating, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, is truly an elixir of life. While people have known its healing powers for well over 16 months these reviews truly bring to light how awesome this product really is. Of particular note are the people who may have rated it seriously (Marc Stober???)
Now I've seen it all. Tuscan Whole Milk is awesome. Great for grilling, growing appendages, and makes a great gift for the tooth fairy!
The customer reviews for this product are hilarious!
Brought to you from the people who wear this incredible shirt http://digg.com/odd_stuff/OMG_The_Reviews_of_this_T_Shirt_on_Amazon comes their awesome drink of choice. Grab yourself a jug today!
"I gave my cat some, and he gained superpowers. Shortly after he ran out, he started clawing out my eyes and wouldn't stop until I got him some more. Thank you Amazon for providing me with Tuscan Whole Milk. It's changed my life."
Hilarious Tuscan whole milk reviews. Yes... sounds too silly to be true. But they're good.
You know the conflict in the middle east? if they had Tuscan Whole Milk there would be no conflict. so i say we all buy 1 Gallon and send it over there to our brothers and sisters
Some of these reviews are hilarious! "It's not as good as the yak milk I grew up on as a little boy in Kyrgyzstan, but it's pretty close." etc.
This must be great milk! So far it has got over 450 reviews on Amazon.com. Some are them are creative and others show that some people just have too much time on their hands...
There is nothing more important than a good review of whole milk. This is a good one.
"At first I was struck with despair when my cat got into my gallon of Tuscan whole milk, but what was once consternation quickly turned to joy as seconds later my cat became Halle Berry dressed in a black leather cat outfit."
After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm...
Ever wonder how the 'truly rich' enjoy their lattes? Or how the rich nourish their cats? Now you know.
"Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!" This is in response to the 3 wolves t-shirt, so you gotta read these comments!
One should not be intimidated by Tuscan Whole Milk. Nor should one prejudge, despite the fact that Tuscan is non-vintage and comes in such large containers. Do not be fooled: this is not a jug milk.
That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over.
Milky Milky will be my new book. A prequel to Shiny! Shiny! Look! Look! (The Art of Impressing Half-wits).Now with more than 930 reviews this milk-related product is a real winner. Almost convinces me to book a holiday to Tuscany, almost.
Reviews of Milk... what more can be said.
Only the greats can drink this Milk
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz
One should not be intimidated by Tuscan Whole Milk. Nor should one prejudge, despite the fact that Tuscan is non-vintage and comes in such large containers. Do not be fooled: this is not a jug milk. I always find it important to taste milk using high-quality stemware -- this is milk deserving of something better than a Flintstones plastic tumbler.
Only $199 a gallon
Oh, Milk, might I bathe in your warm caress!Oh, sweet thousand dollar gallon song!You stream like a fountain from cows breasts.Nary, shall I waste a single drop!Lo, may it last the evening long.
After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand....
Read the comments
Check out the comments section for this product on Amazon.com. Some people have way too much time on their hands!
"Horrible service, I bought my milk and went with the 7-9 day super saver shipping method and it arrived warm and curdled. What the hell?""The exact minute I got my milk, my baby's new face burst into flames. I used the gallon to extinguish my baby. Next time, I'll order 2 gallons. Thank you, milk. Thank YOU!"