Of all the things that shouldn?t smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The tag line for this product emphatically states our position on this issue: Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing. Celebrate this absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2 3/4" tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Li?l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Comes in illustrated window box with plenty of disclaimers and warnings…
4 diggs • 0 comments • Apr 16, 2010
Real Babies Should Never Smoke! Ceramic babies smoking, on the other hand, are strangely appealing.
1 diggs • 0 comments • Apr 14, 2010
The title says it all...
It's a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 1" (16.5 cm x 3.8 cm x 2.5 cm) bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries…
873 diggs • 103 comments • Feb 2, 2009
MMMMM. Bacon.Customers who bought this item also bought bacon mints, bacon gumballs and bacon-flavored toothpicks!
Liquid ASS is a highly-concentrated, butt-crack smell with hints of green poo, fart, and dead animal. Its uses are unlimited. Spray it in an elevator, car or office cubical. Just a few sprays of Liquid Ass is enough to clean a crowded room. Get revenge with Liquid Ass…
4 diggs • 1 comment • Oct 14, 2008
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product.
Let the Smoking Donkey take care of your smokes.
Just fill his pack with cigarettes, and when you need a fix, press on his ears.
Ta Da ! A fresh cigarette pops out of his behind !
A crudely charming addition to any room in the house, and a Must Have for parties !
The Smoking Donkey measures 5.5" H x 7.5" L
The Donkey's pack measures 3.5" L x 1.75" W
Holds up to 24 regular sized cigarettes (will not hold long cigarettes--100's 120's, etc.)
Made of lightweight plastic
Packaged in a window box--suitable for gift giving
A great gift for that smoker who "has everything"
9 diggs • 1 comment • Jul 19, 2007
The cigarette comes out of his what?